I Found this list on a blog somewhere, and had to share! HILARIOUS and SOOO ME!
Signs Your Mom Is a Fit Blogger
By Jack Sh*t Getting fit
• House gets egged every Halloween because she gives kids tiny bags of kale chips.
• Activity for your birthday party is a 10K fun run.
• Instead of Tickle-Me-Elmo, she got you Yoga-Me-Grover.
• That jug of what you thought was delicious green Kool-Aid in the fridge wound up being disgusting
wheatgrass juice.
• You’re so embarrassed at the playground when Mom does a dozen chin-ups on the swingset.
• Santa brought you a PlaySkool elliptical.
• You’d give your last hexbug for one crispy tator tot!
• Only Wii game she lets you play is one where you have to spin around in place as fast as you can for
• You’re so embarrassed at the playground when Mom does a dozen chin-ups on the swingset.
• Santa brought you a PlaySkool elliptical.
• You’d give your last hexbug for one crispy tator tot!
• Only Wii game she lets you play is one where you have to spin around in place as fast as you can for
an hour.
• Plain freakin’ yogurt!
• Every time she runs out of stuff to write about, you gotta do something cute to save the day.
• McDonald’s? What the hell is McDonald’s?
• Plain freakin’ yogurt!
• Every time she runs out of stuff to write about, you gotta do something cute to save the day.
• McDonald’s? What the hell is McDonald’s?
• You’ve got bugs in your teeth from riding in jogging stroller
• You know all the fitness center day care center workers by name
• Your breakfast today was scrambled eggs and #hashtags
• You have highest Klout score of anyone in your kindergarten class
• She freakin’ tweets every motherf*ckin’ cute thing that comes out of your mouth
• You're only kid on your block that doesn't know what Sour Patch Kids taste like
• Her idea of “fun” birthday party is a 5K run and a piñata filled with raw veggies
• Quickest way to get her attention is to leave comment on her blog
• You live in constant fear that you're gonna read about the bed-wetting incident from two years ago
• You know all the fitness center day care center workers by name
• Your breakfast today was scrambled eggs and #hashtags
• You have highest Klout score of anyone in your kindergarten class
• She freakin’ tweets every motherf*ckin’ cute thing that comes out of your mouth
• You're only kid on your block that doesn't know what Sour Patch Kids taste like
• Her idea of “fun” birthday party is a 5K run and a piñata filled with raw veggies
• Quickest way to get her attention is to leave comment on her blog
• You live in constant fear that you're gonna read about the bed-wetting incident from two years ago
on her site
• Your lunch is healthy, colorful and has had 1,200 views on Pinterest
• Your lunch is healthy, colorful and has had 1,200 views on Pinterest
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